The King of Quacks

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Field notes from the last word

Long-form, sourced stories from the history of Zzyzx, quack medicine and the eastern Mojave. Every article ends with its sources.

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The green Zzyzx Rd exit sign on Interstate 15 in the Mojave Desert

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How Do You Pronounce Zzyzx? The Story Behind the Last Word in the Atlas

Zzyzx is pronounced ZY-zix. Here is why a radio preacher invented the name in 1944, how it got onto maps, and when the federal government made it official.

Illustration of mid-century tins and medicine bottles on a sunlit desert shelf

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Antediluvian Tea, Re-Hib and Mo-Hair: What Was Actually in Curtis Springer's Cures

Curtis Howe Springer sold tins and tonics by radio for decades. Here is what he claimed, and what the AMA, state investigators and his own employees said was really inside.

Illustration of a 1950s radio studio with a chrome microphone and a red on-air light

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221 Stations and a Microphone: How Curtis Springer Built a Radio Health Empire

At his peak, Curtis Howe Springer's program ran on 221 U.S. stations and 102 abroad. How a radio evangelist turned airtime, a newsletter and a free bus into a desert empire.

Illustration of an empty 1970s federal courtroom with a rolled survey map on the counsel table

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The 1872 Mining Law Loophole: How One Man Ran a Resort on Federal Mining Claims for 30 Years

Curtis Springer built a hotel, chapel and airstrip on mining claims. How the General Mining Act of 1872 let him stay for three decades, and what the federal court record says ended it.

Illustration of two 1970s sedans with headlights on at a desert oasis gate at dawn

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April 11, 1974: The Day the Government Closed Zzyzx

After a decade of federal litigation, Curtis Howe Springer was removed from Zzyzx on April 11, 1974. What led up to that morning, what happened after, and why the buildings survived.

A Mohave tui chub held in a measuring tray during a fish survey

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The Mohave Tui Chub: The Little Fish That Outlasted the King of Quacks

The only fish native to the Mojave River nearly vanished. Its last pure populations held on at Zzyzx, including in the lake Curtis Springer dug for his resort.

California fan palms reflected in Lake Tuendae at Zzyzx

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Visiting Zzyzx Today: A Practical Guide to Lake Tuendae and Soda Springs

How to visit Zzyzx off I-15, what you can and can't see, the Lake Tuendae trail, rules, heat safety, birding and nearby stops in Mojave National Preserve.

The main building of the former Zzyzx resort, now part of the CSU Desert Studies Center

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From Quack Resort to Field Station: The CSU Desert Studies Center at Zzyzx

How Curtis Springer's health resort became a California State University field station in 1976, and what scientists and students do at Zzyzx today.

The old Tonopah and Tidewater railroad bed crossing the desert near Zzyzx

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Soda Springs Before Springer: Ten Thousand Years at the End of the Mojave River

Long before it was Zzyzx, Soda Springs was an ancient lakeshore, a Mohave and Chemehuevi water source, an 1860s Army redoubt and a stop on the Tonopah & Tidewater Railroad.

Illustration of old patent-medicine tins and bottles on a wooden shelf

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The Fake File: How the AMA's Bureau of Investigation Tracked Quacks Like Springer

Decades before the FDA policed health ads, a small AMA office kept a "Fake File" on nostrum peddlers. Here is how it worked and what it said about Curtis Howe Springer.

Illustration of a 1940s kitchen radio glowing on a table at night

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Goat Glands, Border Blasters and Cancer Paste: Springer's Rivals in the Golden Age of Radio Quackery

John R. Brinkley, Norman Baker and Harry Hoxsey built medical empires on the airwaves before Curtis Springer. How their stories compare, and why Springer outlasted them all.

Illustration of a long 1950s resort dining hall set for guests

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Why Miracle Cures Work on Us: What Doc Springer Understood About the Mind

Springer's customers weren't fools. Placebo responses, regression to the mean, testimonials and trust all made his teas and crystals feel like they worked. The same tricks still sell today.

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