The King of Quacks

A true story of the Mojave · by C. V. Wooster

TheKing of Quacks

How Curtis Howe Springer Stole the Desert, Built Zzyzx, and Sold It All as a Miracle.

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The last word

No medical degree. Hundreds of radio stations. A desert he never owned.

In 1944, a radio preacher who called himself “Doctor” drove into the eastern Mojave, filed mining claims on a spring-fed oasis and gave it a name built to be the last word in the dictionary: Zzyzx. For thirty years he sold teas, salts and hope by mail, until the federal government took it all back.

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I

The voice

Salvation, by mail

From a studio in the desert, Curtis Howe Springer’s sermons, songs and sales pitches reached radios across America. Listeners sent donations; tins came back. The Park Service says he shipped more than four million packages.

The radio empire →
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II

The kingdom

An oasis built on a loophole

Mining claims let him occupy federal land. He used them to build guest wings, a chapel, mineral baths laid out in a cross, an airstrip and a palm-ringed lake, and did “almost everything but mine.”

The 1872 loophole →
Photo: Carol M. Highsmith, Library of Congress (no known restrictions)
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Tune the dial

What he sold vs. what the record shows

III

The reckoning

April 11, 1974

After a decade of hearings, injunctions and appeals, the Ninth Circuit ruled his salt business could not “by any stretch of the imagination” count as mining. The gate closed on the King of Quacks.

The eviction →
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IV

The last word

Saved by a fish

The lake he dug for his guests became one of the last refuges of the endangered Mohave tui chub. Today the resort is a university field station, and anyone can walk the shore.

Visit Zzyzx →
Photo: Mike Baird · CC BY 2.0 · Wikimedia Commons

Mood board

The place, then and now

Real photographs of Zzyzx and Soda Lake, credited to their photographers. Hover or tap for credits.

Ruins of Springer’s mineral baths: rows of small soaking pools
Ruins of Springer’s mineral baths: rows of small soaking poolsPhoto: Mark A. Wilson · public domain · Wikimedia Commons
The dry fountain in Lake Tuendae, 2012
The dry fountain in Lake Tuendae, 2012Photo: Carol M. Highsmith, Library of Congress (no known restrictions)
Soda Lake, with Zzyzx at its edge
Soda Lake, with Zzyzx at its edgePhoto: Mark A. Wilson · CC0 · Wikimedia Commons
The sign everyone asks about
The sign everyone asks aboutPhoto: Vezoy · CC BY-SA 3.0 · Wikimedia Commons
The Mohave tui chub, the fish that saved the place
The Mohave tui chub, the fish that saved the placePhoto: Desert Landscape Conservation Cooperative · CC BY 2.0 · Wikimedia Commons
Lenticular clouds over Soda Lake
Lenticular clouds over Soda LakePhoto: Mark A. Wilson · CC0 · Wikimedia Commons

Timeline

Thirty years in five moments

  1. 1944

    The last word

    Springer files mining claims at Soda Springs, by his account on 12,800 acres, and renames the place Zzyzx.

    Source: The Mojave Project

  2. Peak

    221 stations

    His program airs on 221 U.S. stations and 102 abroad. The NPS puts it at over 300 worldwide.

    Source: Los Angeles Times

  3. 1967July 14

    “Super squatter”

    The BLM seeks $34,187 in damages and back rent, according to the Los Angeles Times.

    Source: The Mojave Project

  4. 1974Apr. 11

    The gate closes

    Springer is removed from Zzyzx and, by The Mojave Project’s account, given 36 hours to clear out.

    Source: The Mojave Project

  5. 1976

    The Desert Studies Center

    The BLM and the California State University agree to run the site as a field station.

    Source: Wikipedia

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From the blog

Stories from the last word

The green Zzyzx Rd exit sign on Interstate 15 in the Mojave Desert

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How Do You Pronounce Zzyzx? The Story Behind the Last Word in the Atlas

Zzyzx is pronounced ZY-zix. Here is why a radio preacher invented the name in 1944, how it got onto maps, and when the federal government made it official.

Illustration of mid-century tins and medicine bottles on a sunlit desert shelf

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Antediluvian Tea, Re-Hib and Mo-Hair: What Was Actually in Curtis Springer's Cures

Curtis Howe Springer sold tins and tonics by radio for decades. Here is what he claimed, and what the AMA, state investigators and his own employees said was really inside.

Illustration of a 1950s radio studio with a chrome microphone and a red on-air light

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221 Stations and a Microphone: How Curtis Springer Built a Radio Health Empire

At his peak, Curtis Howe Springer's program ran on 221 U.S. stations and 102 abroad. How a radio evangelist turned airtime, a newsletter and a free bus into a desert empire.

Illustration of an empty 1970s federal courtroom with a rolled survey map on the counsel table

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The 1872 Mining Law Loophole: How One Man Ran a Resort on Federal Mining Claims for 30 Years

Curtis Springer built a hotel, chapel and airstrip on mining claims. How the General Mining Act of 1872 let him stay for three decades, and what the federal court record says ended it.

Illustration of two 1970s sedans with headlights on at a desert oasis gate at dawn

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April 11, 1974: The Day the Government Closed Zzyzx

After a decade of federal litigation, Curtis Howe Springer was removed from Zzyzx on April 11, 1974. What led up to that morning, what happened after, and why the buildings survived.

A Mohave tui chub held in a measuring tray during a fish survey

4 min read

The Mohave Tui Chub: The Little Fish That Outlasted the King of Quacks

The only fish native to the Mojave River nearly vanished. Its last pure populations held on at Zzyzx, including in the lake Curtis Springer dug for his resort.

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